et cetera

is it not more of a tumblr lexicon than a tumblr accent

like i would even acquiesce calling it the tumblr cant i just don’t think it’s an accent

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

riding in the backseat of someone else’s car is such an important way to discover new music

they got me on prescription antacids but i still spit fire 24/7 🔥 💯 💯#GERD

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom