Don't Mind Me, I'm Only Dying

they should invent a way of opening up that doesn't feel like baring your neck to the wolves

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

Thank you for coming to my this

ask game: you stalk my blog and then tell me what you think is wrong with me

why is there no emoji for pinky promises. what have we come to as a society

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive