Don't Mind Me, I'm Only Dying

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

me: *almost gets hit by a car* aw man better luck next time

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

Mario Kart and the loser has to give head

they should invent a way of opening up that doesn't feel like baring your neck to the wolves

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]