get roasted : a compiled list of scathing insults ... sentence starters
"You have delusions of adequacy."
"Shock me. Say something intelligent."
"Iâm not insulting you, Iâm describing you."
"You only annoy me when you're breathing."
"If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid."
"Youâre the reason God created the middle finger."
"You have miles to go before you reach mediocre."
"If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents."
"Iâm jealous of all the people who havenât met you."
"Iâm busy right now, can I ignore you another time?"
"Hold on, Iâm trying to imagine you with personality."
"You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel."
"Well, arenât you just sweet as a cookie full of arsenic..."
"Someday youâll go far. And I really hope you stay there."
"I'll never forget the first time we met⌠but I'll keep trying."
"Donât be ashamed of who you are. Thatâs your parentâs job."
"I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash."
"Iâd challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see youâre unarmed."
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth."
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
"You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any."
"If I wanted to die, I would climb to your ego and jump to your IQ."
"Two wrongs donât make a right. Take your parents, for instance."
"How do you manage to carry your enormous ego around with you?"
"If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty."
"The only thing that goes erect when I'm near you is my middle finger."
"My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
"A thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey."
"I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it."
"I find the fact that youâve lived this long both surprising and disappointing."
"It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence."
"Somewhere out there, a tree works hard to give you oxygen. You owe it an apology."
"You didn't just fall out of the stupid tree. You got dragged through dumbass forest."
"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass."
"You must have been born on a highway, 'cause that's where most accidents happen!"
"I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just saidâŚ"