Ask Memes

Kissing them

Slapping their butt

Holding their hand

Stripping in front of them

Cooking them dinner

Accidentally running into them

Singing to them

Punching them

Catching them in the middle of masturbation

Walking in on them while in the shower/bath

Stealing from them

Drunk butt-dialing them/accidental texting them

Spilling a drink/food on them

Confessing their love

Asking them a favor

Wearing their clothes

Moving in with them

Proposing to them

Crying 

“Why does it hurt so much?”

“I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to do it!”

“Who... are you?”

“N-no! G-get away!”

“You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen.”

“Get your fucking hand off my ass!”

“Fuck you! I don’t need to hear this!”

“You thought I loved you? Wow where’d you get that idea from?”

“Just go! I don’t want to see you anymore!”

“I always wanted to tell you that... I like you... I really like you.”

“I don’t feel very good...”

“Holy shit what happened to your face?”

“Don’t look at me like I’m the enemy here. You’re the one that broke me.”

“Should I even ask why you’re holding a box full of kittens?”

“C-can you please call an ambulance? I t-think I’m dying...”

“Did you just kiss me?”

“Sorry I’m late. An old lady was terrorizing people with a rubber chicken and I had to call the police before she caused more chaos.”

“I’m sorry. This just isn’t working out.”

“You’re the best thing that has happened to me.”