Escher Girls

Her legs and butt are just completely disconnected from the rest of her. I don't think she survived the monsters much less is in any shape to breed.

TFW your lesbian tryst is rudely interrupted by a deadly grenade. 

I think the contrast between her giant oversized sleeves and her tiny tiny "top" with underboob and sucked in stomach is just very very funny.

Maybe her clothing shrinking in the wash and her having to keep her stomach sucked in for reasons is like the torture they're referring to.

(Cover of Razor: Torture #1 (1995), London Night Studios)

waitworry submitted:

"vampirella looks like she is expecting sex while shi just wants to cut people"

I think Shi is angry because she's having an extremely bad leg cramp >_<

Also yes, Vampirella's definitely in heat and hasn't noticed that Shi's cut off at least one of her nipples.

One thigh sucked all the organs from her stomach and also I think ate her calf too, and the other leg had to make do with the reduced body mass and just stretched itself into basically disappearing.

Or something. There's a lot going on with her legs and "feet". It's like an anti-foot fetish.

Boobsocks and weird shoulder aside, what is going on with her left thigh?

It looks like it's being squeezed out of her um... nether parts... or like a weird piece of putty hastily stuck on or something. o_o

Besides the weirdness of waves everything about this, her breasts also don't look like they attach to her torso given where her stomach is.

I guess that's the danger of just having blades everywhere, you might cut your boobs off.

Anonymous submitted:

"Maam from the Adventure of Dai. Maam is the regular target of sexualization in this series but the artist probably ran out of idea and decided to break her leg for extra sexiness. Art by Koji Inada."

I guess she's a martial artist so she's probably flexible with her kicks, but also I guess we need to make for certain that nothing blocks that panty shot.

Incidentally, that attack puts her in the boobs, butt, and crotch pose (the Escher Girls Triple Crown) even if, surprisingly, her clothes are loose enough she doesn't have boobsocks.

So, it's been 2 weeks and as promised, here's the winners of the June caption contest!

There were SO MANY ENTIRES this time probably because the picture lends itself to being captioned so well, so it was extremely hard to choose, and I've decided to pick 3 winners and 5 honourable mentions!

Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun too.) The prizes are extra Steam codes that I've acquired. If you won and want a prize, please contact me. The prizes are awarded in order of the winners, so first place gets first choice, then second place gets to choose next, etc...

The honourable mentions can get a prize if any of the winners decline (I will contact you if that happens, the prize order for honourable mentions will be selected randomly so the order you're listed here doesn't mean that's the order I will contact you in).

Here are the entries, organized by the platform they were submitted on:

Disqus:

Adriano: "If you do it with your left hand from behind, it feels like it's a different person."

GreenLuthor: "Someone said 'wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which fills up first', so that's what I'm doing."

Imry: "You shoulda seen the one that got away, it was thiiiiiiiiiis big!" "...we're talking about fish, right?"

waitworry: seconds before the poo fling

Tumblr:

atowerdweller: You know what they say: You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, and you'll see which one fills up first.

biggayarsonsbiggaytumble: "No!! My power- I can't feel it coming out anymore!"

chaoscheebs: "Wish in one hand and crap in the other; see which one fills up first!" is a figure of speech, not a challenge, ma'am.

chokit-pyrus: "And that's how I catch the eggs I lay."

differenttriumphdragon: "Throw the ball between my legs, I'll totally catch it!"

dm-me-your-weltanschauung: "Ohh yeah, that's the spot."

elkian: TFW the director subbing in for your shoot claims he can direct things other than porn but is, very obviously, incorrect.

flashysparklesonthewater: "As someone who cares about wilderness preservation, I always carry dookie bags into the backcountry so I can - OH NO THE WIND BLEW IT AWAY"

fyrenwater: "Of course I'm pissed! I got a wedgie the size of Texas and these stupid claws ain't helping!"

fyx-ation: Look, man, I was traced from porn, and the artist didn't know what to do with my left hand. I don't know what else to say.

harukami: "Sure, we COULD talk about the oviposition porn I'm trying to mimic, but it's the only position I can take where you won't immediately notice how high up my bellybutton is. We all have to make sacrifices for beauty, okay?"

hoofbeast: "OW, my hemorrhoids!"

hsavinien: When you're not sure if it's going to be projectile vomit or diarrhea...

littlegreyduck: "... and I swear it was THIS BIG and I told him look buddy, I don't know where you think you're gonna PUT that thing but maybe rent a U-Haul instead, okay?? Dating mutants? Never again!"

lordandgodoftheobvious: Offscreen somewhere, someone (google didn't help me find another Hellina character) is muttering "This is why I hate getting you as my charades teammate."

meowmeowmeow83: You think you’re good at tucking?! Mine’s THIS big!

metztreme: It looks like she’s trying to catch her own dump

pookie02: Homegirl about to monkey-style it.

soap-lady: "I'm such a strong, independent woman who don't need no man, I don't even need an obstetrician to do a delivery! Come to Mama, baby!"

spider-honey: This move won Stacy the 13th Annual Kalamazoo Air Guitar Championships, her fourth year running.

spookylolbit: swallowed some coins the other day just waiting for them to come back out

spooniepumpkin: “If it weren’t for this belt my pussyblast would be unstoppable.”

swiftcry: "It was a shit thiiiiiiissss big"

tartrazeen: "Urine samples just need a positive attitude."

tartrazeen: "They wanted my tits out to here and my ass down to here, and I said, 'If you put that on the cover, I'll just look ridiculous'! What was that camera flash?"

tehamelie: "Now I'm going to poop right through my pants and catch it in my hand!"

thebiscuiteternal: The New! Improved! Invisible Dildo! Now, in Extra Long Wraparound Size!

the-main-diloolie: It's hard to air out your pussy when your clothes are metal and suctioned into your skin.

triangleofdog: When i catch my poop with my left hand, I'm going to yeet it at ya with my right power claw hand pose

wardenmcpherson: So you’re telling me that you let the doo-doo fall into the toilet? You don’t catch it every time?

wrong-thyme: this is the worst attempt to mime "sitting on a stool, eating an apple" i've ever seen

zombiemollusk: "if a civet can make coffee this way i don't see why i can't"  

The honorable mentions go to: @chokit-pyrus, @elkian, @hsavinien, @spider-honey, and @tartrazeen (for the 2nd caption)

The runner-ups are: 

In third place: @zombiemollusk: "if a civet can make coffee this way i don't see why i can't"

In second place: @wrong-thyme: this is the worst attempt to mime "sitting on a stool, eating an apple" i've ever seen

And the winner is... @chaoscheebs: "Wish in one hand and crap in the other; see which one fills up first!" is a figure of speech, not a challenge, ma'am.

Congratulations to all the winners and also as always a huge thank you to everybody who participated! 

Stay tuned next month for the July caption contest! 

If you won and would like a Steam code as a prize, please message me with which prize you would like.  If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference...  I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners.  

If the winner or the runner ups don't claim a prize, then I will pick from the honorable mentions randomly to claim a prize if they want one.

Incidentally, while reading through the comic from yesterday's submission, I also found another panel that's even weirder, which is Selina Kyle doing a boobs and butt pose in the aftermath of a fight.

Even unconscious, Catwoman knows the importance of looking sexy.

Or maybe it's her subconscious cat-like instincts to lie like a cat >_>

@xinefury submitted:

"From Batman Catwoman # 3 I had to do a triple take to figure out she was wasn't bottomless."

Given how sheer and/or skintight that outfit is to hug her bellybutton like that I'm actually shocked that Helena doesn't have cameltoe tbh. Also, I guess she feels there's no need to armor anything but her boobs.

Otherwise, she actually looks pretty decent, probably because she's like a nude anatomy practice piece with clothing coloured on top. xD

Helena could really use a cape.

Also paging @bikiniarmorbattledamage since this is more your area.

(Panels from Batman/Catwoman #3 (2021), DC Comics)

Text of first image for screenreaders:

Last panels from Cybernary, I promise (I hope). We saw previously how her outfit is all bandages except for a boob window and her butt, but these two panels from the same issue really highlight just how weird it is, especially that belt that goes across her butt and her... bandage thong? I guess that's a thing now.

That's a new one on me and I thought I've seen everything.

Also those bandages have some great lift.

TFW your boobs have sucked all the mass out of your torso and are now strong enough to escape your body and strike it out on their own and you're proud of them.

Her body looks like what happens when you don't follow the assembly instructions for your superheroine model kit.

Fight so bloody that I think her lower half's been sliced off and is sliding forward away from the rest of her. x_x

It's always hilarious when you can tell the artist drew the female characters naked first and then the clothes were just kind of later coloured on. Also I love how despite all that, the one girl still has incredible lift on her breasts to create cleavage like that.

It's also weird how they were having a lingerie pillow fight off-screen before they got kidnapped? Why even mention that if you don't show it since it's for fan service? Like is that just a normal thing the writer thinks teen girls do so it's not even worth showing, or was the artist looking at references and got "distracted" and then deadline time came.

TheOtherDracula submitted:

"this one looks like she's being poured out of something"

This is how comic book women are made. They're actually liquid and they get poured into a mold.

Often they escape before the process is complete so they're still half liquid. >_>