Hello!
Howdy!
Iād like, uh, two normal rolls.
Sure thing!
And one with the⦠With the pumpkin seeds.
Which do you mean?
The one with the⦠With the seeds.
What are they called?
Uhm⦠A, uh, ācrunchy pumpky.ā
Sure thing. Would you like anything else?
Uhh⦠Iāll also take a, uh⦠A⦠A Nutella donutā¦?
Unfortunately, I donāt know at all what you meanā¦
A⦠One of those right there!
You really must tell me, whatās it called??
I⦠Iām⦠Iām a dumb piece of shit.
Sure thing! Anything else?
That one there?
You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]
I⦠Iām a little greedy pig, oink oink?
Do it!
[grunts like a pig]
That comes to ā¬13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!
Hello! Iād like an āI hate my fatherā and two āI have a small williāā [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]
















