I Have Never Spelled Anything Correctly In My Life

I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

it has been etched into my brain for the past six years, fundamentally altering how i consider knowledge gaps held by others, as well as myself. people usually need to be told stuff before they can know it! that's how knowing stuff works! this is an extreme example played for laughs but it's a legitimately helpful philosophy!!

so in the uk you will be ably to apply to join the army at 17 but not use your phone after 8:30pm. that makes sense

The mosaicist

Church Grim

Listening to music in my native language: the fuck is he even talking about

CEOs and politicians, every time: Well i just saw it go right twice in a row which means the normal system which you say works 90% of the time actually works 100% of the time. We’re cutting the team down to one person pulling 18 hour shifts without breaks

generational abyssmal dogshit coming down the pipe

he's so real tho