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a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

My two greatest fears are permanence and change

Wait I forgot about the strong as fuck ice mummy

completely sober in the club looking at images of dragons on my phone

completely sober in the tavern looking at images of dragons on the tapestries

Close enough welcome back Oscar Wilde

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie

WOVEN TAPESTRIES???

WOVEN TAPESTRIES?!?

my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money