Come sail your ships around me

I fucking love that Ed and Stede are deeply flawed middle-aged queer men. I love that Ed can be self-destructive when he feels cornered and he can't deal with heartbreak and he's sensitive and a little scared of his own feelings. I love that Stede is bitchy and rude and sure he's very empathetic by nature but he can sometimes be a dick and he's sometimes not very good at reading the room and he's very susceptible to flattery because he craves positive attention. I love their miscommunication in "Man on Fire" and how bitchy they are to each other in "Fun and Games" and how they're such soft silly dorks who are incapable of Taking It Slow or staying angry at each other for extended periods of time.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

A man called Cornelius Hickey told me this expedition was a year in Polar Sea and then out the other side. He told me the ships planned to stop at the Sandwich Islands and the crew was going to dry out in the sun. "That's the other side of the world," I thought. "A year's nothing." So I d- where’s my vape? Has anyone seen my vape? Wait are you sitting on it? Are you sure? I can’t find it can you just stand up real quick?

Terror Heritage Post

okay

nothings happening

i am afraifd

Everyone knows its "King Edward McBenjo" over here~...

come on you all know damn well collins isn’t even ordering coffee. he’s locking himself in the lavs and doing bumps until they have to tear down the door to kick him out. idk about you guys but that sounds pretty annoying to me compared to dundy *maybe* asking for some zesty little plant milk

and dundy DOESNT do coke??

No no guys. De Voeux may be more annoying to have in your coffee shop as a customer just because of his...everything. But Hickey is definitely trying to order off the "secret menu" and trying to cadge discounts. He'll claim to be a first responder, veteran, owner's golfing buddy, everything. Also half the time he's also ordering for Billy and God help you if you forget his bitch wife's sprinkle of cinnamon.

Little tried to order a seasonal latte that doesn't actually exist because he dreamed it and was so traumatized by the embarassment he's never ordered anything but black coffee since then.

“Anatomically, there’s the womb-” stop the entire show

It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit