some stuff

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"

i just struggled to plug my charger into my phone in the dark so naturally you know what i've been cursed to suddenly remember

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS