bowz n arrowz

I want to write my fanfic <- isn’t writing my fanfic

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

they said mamdani just legalized playin in ur butt

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

pjackk is a funny case study. Take a obscure character from a fighting game most people on this website wouldn’t be super familiar with, turn him into an absurdist, hedonistic mechanized homosexual and just let it rip. Stop posting with the message “don’t worry about me since I deserved all of this” then randomly get deleted years later. Now people mourn your loss like a real person. There won’t ever be another pjackk and that’s a good thing

what if he was just the prototype

you would never believe what the p stands for

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)