ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

im sure if i move far away from home to somewhere no one knows me my whole personality will suddenly change and everyone will love me and everything will be better im sure im sure im sure

You just need to live somewhere with no one you went to highschool with and then this becomes true

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work