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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

*at a therapy appointment* I mean sure, but what am I gonna do (doing a stupid voice) "heal?" *rolls my eyes and makes a jacking off motion*

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

i might lose followers for this but im putting everybody in the labyrinth. good luck

i’m “house phone” years old

at the strip club enthusiasticly complimenting the ladys athletic ability

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

If we all try hard enough we can make this summer the one that never ends. Hold my hand and let’s go