Ppffhhrrth

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

Me in the corner with suspiciously fresh breath: weird must be someone with a real. Zest for life

Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

Holy FUCK, this is an amazing tool.

Reblogging for my artist fellows.

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I went through all the notes and did not see one single person explain what the Germqan word Dachs means. It means badger. These dogs are shaped like sausages so they can go into badger dens. To hunt them. If you have read Redwall you can appreciate just how insane this is.

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work

no school ever prepared me for what would turn out to be my principal preoccupation as an adult: making sure i cook and eat all the food i bought before it goes bad