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you think so much. You could think about a door for a hundred years and it would stay closed.

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An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.
another incredibly tragic thing shane just drops casually happens when he and ilya do a house tour for gq or some shit. the interviewer asks something like “whats the biggest change in your living space since coming out and moving in together” and shane goes “honestly just being able to comfortably live with each other. for a long time we were erasing every tiny detail of ourselves so we wouldnt be caught. but now we can have our wedding pictures on the mantel :)” and everyone dies
Jade Pike: *Hayden, Shane and Jackie are inside the house getting food and Ilya is outside with the Pike kids and Anya* Uncle Shane, Uncle Ilya had an accident in the car... Ruby is helping him.
Shane and Hayden: *They get super concerned and get outside fast af because Ilya was showing off his Porsche to the kids, they immediately head out to see what happened*
Ilya: *Is stuck inside this thing*
alternatively: shane comes out to his parents. no mention of boyfriend. so best momager and agent of all time yuna hollander asks around, does some sleuthing, goes undercover online and surveys the land for the most successful queer hockey player other than her son. imagine her surprise when she discovers from multiple sources that ilya rozanov might be gay. she arranges ads and promotions and sponsors for shane and ilya to do jointly. she hopes they hit it off and get together - only the best for her baby ofc - and she not so subtly asks after ilya from shane when they have a joint thing or an event where they meet. she is hoping, manifesting, praying and buying spells on etsy to have the two best hockey players in her family.
meanwhile every time shane and ilya meet up they fuck nasty, and ofc shane does not understand why his mom suddenly become a bears fan...

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Okay yes we laugh and joke about Ilya never winning an argument in that marriage, but we have proof IN THE SHOW that Shane will not stay mad at him for ANYTHING.
Shane got ghosted for 6 months and after yelling at him for 20 seconds folded under NO PRESSURE and was giggling and cheesing when Ilya came near him. STAND UP
shane when he joins the ottawa centaurs:
a centaurs appreciation post bc I love these characters and this team with all my heart 💗
Wyatt Hayes is my baby. I love him. He is a nerd, he is one hell of a goalie, he is an ally, he is a crack head, he is a comic book fan, he is a certified wife guy, he is an ao3 fanfic author, he is a tumblrina, he is is when fanboying/girling/personing over his interest, he is a philanthropist, he married Lisa!!!!, a doctor, he plays with Hollanov.
That man won a life.
I firmly believe Wyatt Hayes is in the ao3 comments on Stucky fics explaining to straight women that non-penetrative sex between men is real sex, actually.
Yes you are correct, this is my canon now. ❤️
He has also stumbled across hollanov fics since long before they came out and have (tho he’d never admit to it) read a few of them and found them adorable
So he assumes that the vibe he catches between the two is based on that and not the fact that they are actually dating <3
shane (a little tipsy) being cornered by a few fans at a bar one night and they ask him what’s the best thing about coming out, expecting him to say something motivating like self-expression and liberation and shane just goes
“i don’t know, probably that i can have ilya’s photos on my phone now :).”
and the whole of non bigot hockey twt just fucking crash out and montreal metros and crowell gets burned at the stake
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pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Some days all we need is the reminder
This too shall pass
Ilya is feels something ugly crawl up his throat after the first time shane scores for Ottawa. He doesn’t see ecstatic delight that always blooms on Shane's face even when they're simply passing pucks in the rink attached to the cottage, Doesn't see the easy confidence that shane usually carries himself with on the ice, Doesn't see THE shane hollander's victory smile.
What he sees is desperate relief creeping up on Shane's face and it makes Ilya feel like he ate rocks for lunch.
His husband, one of best players ever to grace the ice, amongst the most decorated players in the league...stares at his own hands in disbelief....
Like he didn't know if he could still do it....
Like he needed permission to be there....
Like he had to prove his worth....
And Ilya promises himself....never again... never.ever.again.

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There is something about existing in the uncertain moments of life that unravels me in the worst ways. It destroys my self worth. Makes me feel like even more of an imposter in the things I arrived for desperately. It happens every time . Perhaps it is because that happens to me so rarely. I am never without duties imposed upon me by the rules of the role I play. So when I am freed of these rules I feel untethered, like a ship unmoored with a broken anchor.
It takes me a moment to keep rowing , for the only way to anchor again is to reach shallow waters. So for now the only way is to keep trying