incorrect quotes pt 2, electric boogaloo

JBM: Everyone should be nice to me for these reasons:

JJ: Whats up?

Schneep: I told you yesterday, no weapons at the dinner table.

JBM: Treat spiders the way you wanted to be treated.

JBM: Did it hurt when you fell?

“I consider page 2 of google searches the dark web.”

JBM: Chase, I think you’ve drank a dangerous amount of alcohol in one day.

Chase: I hate when kids scream in public.

JBM: A while ago, Schneep told me that the paper strips on Hershey's Kisses are edible, and I ate them with the chocolate for years.

Schneep: Did you know that if you break a bone it will usually heal stronger than before?

Schneep: It seems like you’re going through a depressive episode, Chase.

Marvin: God, I hope she thinks I’m cool.

I'm too much of a coward to submit anything, but here: Marvin: Pick a card. Anti: *takes Marvin's credit card and glitches away* Marvin: ...

Marvin: Pick a card, any card!

Anti: Just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was pretty good.

Schneep: You shouldn't be using a straw...

JBM: The only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone!