my absolute favorite genre of tourist is British People who underestimate how stupid big the US is
Itās like ALL Europeans! People show up to my job at like 11AM saying āI need to get to the city for my flight by 3, what can I see between now and then?ā and I get to tell them āWell if you leave RIGHT NOW you MIGHT be able to make your flight at 3ā³ and watch them flap around like a dying fish.
I had a dude say he was hoping to take a day trip to Mt Rushmore after doing the main famous thing at my park, and he got PISSED when I told him that it was a 17 hour round trip. āThatās unacceptable!ā he said, like we had just moved it further a week earlier.
A family once stopped in and said they were trying to get to a random small town in Missouri and were flabbergasted when I said that I had never heard of it, and that I had no way of looking up where it was, and basically just giving them directions to get to the city due east of where we were so they could go to the library and print out directions (they also never like that we donāt have wide ranging cell service. We got working internet last summer. This isnāt news.)
Size culture shock is such a huge thing. Iām from Northern Ireland so for the longest time the relatively small distance I could travel felt like āthe mostā (even now a trip to Bangor or Derry feels massive even though itās like, and hour/hour thirty tops).
Even when I did go somewhere else as a kid, since the structure of a trip would be dictated by my parents or like, teachers n stuff, nothing really felt ābigā.
But for uni I lived in England (I know) and even that felt so much more massive than anything I was used to. I was in a shopping center that I feel could comfortably house most of Belfast city centre.
So I canāt even beging to imagine how overwhelmed Iāll be if I ever go to like, mainland Europe again, or the states šµ
Iām from Phoenix, AZ. When I was a kid we used to drive to Los Angeles to see my grandparents 1-2 times each year, so in my brain LA is fairly close. Unbearably dull drive on account of the scenery, but close. Itās about 6 hours.
A few years ago I did a little road trip around Norway and averaged about 2-3 hours of driving most days. When I would mention this to Norwegians, multiple times they looked completely aghast and asked me if I was okay. Wasnāt I tired, how can I stand that much car time?
I didnāt know how to explain to them that I would travel 3 hours just for food Iām craving.
Ah, memories of driving a 4hr round trip every weekend to see my now-wife. It was a mountain pass, too, so Iād have to check the weather constantly during the winter to make sure it wasnāt closed because of avalanche or blizzard conditions. And Iād make sure I had music, podcasts, and maps preloaded and saved to my phone because cell service was spotty for a good portion of the drive.
Sometimes during our visit weād want to visit the nearby city, which was a 2hr round trip (or more) through a winding canyon road with no exits in between.
brit friend: i donāt see my family often because theyāre so far away me: oh no! thatās awful, where do they live? brit friend: 2 hours by car me: ⦠i used to drive 6 hours roundtrip for daytrips to go to the closest mall
As a little demonstration of this, my brain is having trouble quantifying 2-3 hours of driving a day as aĀ āroad tripā. Iām from the East Coast of the US, where things are generally much closer together, and I stillĀ donāt consider something a road trip unless itās at least 4 hours of driving a day.Ā
I drive 2hr a day to go to work and back soā¦.I donāt really consider something a road trip unless itās 4 hrs or more or if Iām going to a state I donāt border (Iām on the East Coast)
As a kid, we did 14 hour car trips with breaks but no overnight stop anytime we visited my grandparents. Three hours one way is reasonable to see people and come back the same day. I am clearly from the states.
Also people get angry that certain areas of the state have traffic patterns where you can leave at 5pm or at 7pm and arrive to your destination at the exact same time. Commuter traffic.















