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call me a cornplater but even the hand motion is different

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SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"
what I fucking love is how tvl was written in the 80s and lestat is constantly sayinf shit like βas the kids say π€ͺ thatβs so rad!!β or whatever, and to me, reader of the vampire lestat in this modern age, that does NOT register the way anne rice intended it.
like it is supposed to feel jarring and insane. it is supposed to feel like lestat has been violently submerged in modern young people trends and culture and is now repeating all the new words he learned like a beautiful fresh baby. but because the book is from 1985, all I think is oh interesting huh I didnβt know that slang term even originated in the 80s how vintage how retro how lestat wow heβs so embarrassing aw aw so cute.
but amc in all their incredible genius decided that honoring anne riceβs original vision of writing an extremely modern and weird book that fully embodied the era it was written in was more important then bringing back the 80s nostalgia thing that streaming services love and itβs incredible to me. now I get to listen to lestat say shit like βlabubu FOMO cosplay reddit discord Gen Z more like gen SNOOZE π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ safe space pronouns donald trump labubu tiktok dance πΊπ»β and suddenly I understand what it felt like to be a young anne rice reader in 1985. Godβ¦. I understand.
i took psychic damage from lestat saying cheugy
people in the tags are talking about the whiplash of going from louis's narration to lestat's; i am so so thrilled that the show captured the essence of the books' iwtv -> tvl insane tone shift π₯°

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LESTAT SAID TABARNAK THIS IS FANSERVICE FOR ME SPECIFICALLY
THEY FIXED IT THAT'S SO FUNNY π
the draft has me feeling some type of way as a Charge fan
i spent the past week visiting a friend in nyc, and yesterday while i was bedrotting on the couch i overheard her telling her roomate how she thinks that i and another of their friends i'd met the night before would make a good couple. and one of the reasons she cited was "they're both queer"
like. girl i'm a lesbian. it is categorically impossible for me to date someone who isn't also queer ππ€£

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The author's poorly disguised fetish
The author's proudly displayed fetish
The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
everyone wants trans women and lesbians to be the first in line to abolish genders and labels. everyone starts their super radical rejection of gender and sexuality frameworks with the people who are already facing regular old patriarchal pressure to give up claim to their gender and sexuality
me to my brother after one too many coors lights on a friday.
okay at this point my lesbian ass might finally actually watch heated rivalry solely to live in a fantasy world where the montreal men's team wins the cup this century

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welp. at least we won the walter cup
iβm guessing lestat telling armand to kill himself is the showβs version of when he said the same in TVL when armand went to him to tell him he and louis broke up π
Iβm actually so confused about the context. βbe who you are, but be it on the other side of the moonβ what does that even mean
lestat is just saying words recreationally i think