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just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus

no offence but coach ben is pissing me off this season "eeeeuuurrrghhh my lesbian protégés are all going insane in the woods and eating each other homoerotically" stop moping and go congratulate them. some gay role model you are. coward.

#the loving and intentional recreation of mundane things my beloved (x)

Reaping team be like okay who sowed last night

howl’s moving castle is first and foremost a comedy because sophie breaks into howl’s house and nearly kills the only thing keeping him alive and he’s just like wow can’t believe i scored a girlboss

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams

Hey would you be mad if I turned your optical nerves into mycelium? To see the world not as it is, but as it could be? Time sensitive, btw.

damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression