I'm gonna spend another year alone

I saw my friend the little dog who loves me TWICE this week. One time she was wandering the mailroom with her person then we shared an elevator back upstairs and she got out on my floor and was so excited to explore the hallway because it smells like other dogs and the shy cat that sometimes is let out in the hall, and I wanted to be like well she likes it here and she lives with me now, sorry. Then today on the way back from the gym they were right outside the front door where she was refusing to move for her morning walk even though it’s beautiful out, and her owner said that they’re going out of town for a couple days and the dog clearly knew something was up and wasn’t having it. I pet her for a bit before she finally decided to get up, possibly because of the pep talk I gave her, and her owner was nicely like “oh that helped” and fake or not, I’ll take it.

I made this and it’s very good despite not really being seasonally appropriate. The spiced-ness makes it feel much more fall/wintery but I don’t care.

Respectfully (or not!), eat shit SiriusXM.

I honestly think it’s only a matter of time before they try to remake of The Last of Sheila and it’ll be a limited series and will be so awful and I’ll watch every single episode twice.

Also SORRY, I had too much wine at the bar so too many posts but it was the perfect blend of not too busy but also not depressingly empty, and I could actually take a second to get pictures of the silly bathroom sports movie memorabilia instead of having to stress about some man trying to bust open a clearly locked door to get in so he could pee all over the floor even though there is a second bathroom and both have toilets. Anyway, these are my favorites.

Other thrilling life updates.

Robot fail video hierarchy:

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When my boyfriend’s brother moved abroad I predicted he’d get into legal trouble for refusing to give up smoking weed in a country where it’s not very much not allowed at all, and that hasn’t happened (yet) buttttt there are now some completely new and unexpected and worse legal issues brewing so I’m still kind of right. Also a lot of alleged drama only seems to happen when their parents visit him. HMMMM.

I do not need a lunch bag! I need to read a book in bed before going to sleep but instead have spent an hour looking for chopstick pouches (I don’t know either) and then found some oilcloth pencil cases instead and remembered a wallet I used to have and then came across this shop and I am charmed!