TheBestShitInTown

when I was little, I was scared of the grinch and would have nightmares of him

I’ve never shoplifted

I’ve been on tv before and talked about baby chickens

im deathly afraid of rabbits because i once watched one bite off my friends toe

i sang the entire script of Hamilton while drunk although ive never seen it

i've secretly been pregnant twice

I once dumped a guy at his birthday party

I have a cutout of Legolas from the Lord of the Rings in my bedroom

I’ve eaten insects picked up from the ground

I once met my mp for representing my town in a maths competition

I have multiple poems published in books

I post cosplay videos that no one tumblr knows about (that I know of)

I flipped a teacher off on the 1st day

I called that same teacher a bitch during finals

I had sex with someone 3 years older than me

I’ve been eight different schools

I’m the youngest student in my year level

I’ve never been asked out

I like the way raw chicken feels in my hands

I have stolen money from my dad before

I once shoplifted a bottle of nail polish from a chain store

my option (pls don't pick)

I had anemia + a virus that left me with over 30 scars on the back of my legs.

My mother is an alcoholic but we're chill now

in fifth grade, I used to chase around a guy I had a crush on and kick his shins

my option (pls don't choose)

i lit a forest fire once

ive put multiple random plants into a tea and drank it. its a miracle im alive.

i was on national irish televison when i was like 2

my option (i will take your legs if yoy click this)

stole a slap braclet from claires when i was 6 on accident

i had a major chewing issuse when i was little

have a kurt cobain lifesize cardboard cut out taped to my door

my option (if you click this both sides of your pillow will be warm)

i have bigger hands than all my friends

before i was trans i went to school with a full face of makeup and long nails

i stole lemon juice from the store when i was five just because i felt like it

I've won every single fight I've been involved in (physical fights)

I HATE most fish, the taste and the look of them

i once bit a teacher when I was like 10

i play bass

i’m scared of parrots

i have a birthmark in the shape of a dick