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About Me

Arden ☆ 20 ☆ He/him

Trans Panromantic Asexual

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Obsessed with Marauders, Dead Poets Society, I Saw the TV Glow, Grishaverse, All For The Game, Arcane, Marvel, Daredevil, BTVS and Heartstopper

I kin Regulus Black, Kaz Brekker, Jean Moreau, Todd Anderson, Loki, both Charlie and Tori Spring, Marcus Baker, Chandler Bing and Viktor Hargreeves

Taylor Swift and David Bowie >>>

Also love Gracie Abrams, Olivia Rodrigo, Noah Kahan, Maisie Peters, Chappell Roan, Gigi Perez, Ethel Cain, Hozier, Billie Eilish, Phoebe Bridgers, Conan Gray, Yungblud, Jessie Murph, Leanna Firestone, NF, Citizen Soldier, Fleetwood Mac, Queen, Rini K and many more

Marauders fanfic writer, go check out my AO3

Fuck JKR!!! Anti Gen AI!!!

Don't be afraid to DM me or send an ask <3

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Vintage - Dorlene - @taylorswiftmicrofic - 225 words - AO3

Marlene stops talking, not hearing a word Lily says beside her as she notices Dorcas descend the stairs to the Great Hall. With gold cuffs in braids that are pulled into a high bun, and a vintage black dress adorned with sequins and hugging her frame in the most wonderful way, the Slytherin looks like a literal goddess.

“You’re drooling,” Dorcas chuckles when she approaches them.

Instantly, she slams her mouth, that was wide open as she stared at her, shut. ”Fuck, Cas, you look…so unbelievably stunning.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself, Mckinnon.”

“And I think that’s my cue to leave,” Lily exclaims, heading towards her own date.

Dorcas extends her arm, asking, “Shall we?”

“Or…” Marlene smirks, “we could skip the ball instead and take advantage of the empty dorm.”

“Hmm, tempting,” her girlfriend muses. “But I’ve been looking forward to this evening for weeks.”

“Oh, alright,” she sighs, and locks elbows with her before leading her into the beautifully decorated hall, though it could never compare to Dorcas’ beauty. “We’ll still have a blast though.”

“Of course. But if we just so happen to get bored or tired before it’s over, we could always…rest in your dorm.”

Marlene places a quick, sneaky kiss on her cheek. “What a great idea. You’re so smart, baby.”

“You flatter me,” she laughs. “Now let’s dance.”

#marauders era #marauders #marauders microfic #dorlene microfic #dorlene #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #fluff #wlw fluff #taylor swift microfic #inspired by taylor swift #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #microfiction #microfics #my fics

someone else who knows top gear spotted in the wild? gasp

yeah, my grandad really likes it, so now i've somewhat gotten into it lol

#asks

theheartmold

‘She wasn’t a good mother’ great are we evaluating this character trait as one of her many facets or are we just damning her for not being the most maternal womanliest woman who ever womaned

theheartmold

the thrilling sequel ‘he’s a bad father but we’re using it as grounds to see him as beloved and a deeply complex and intellectual character that needs to be studied’

maluberi

random tag game ! (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝) two Truths and One Lie 🤔🤔🤔🤔

pls don’t flop…. I will leave and End my Life /joking

two truths & one lie ^_^ rules … you say 2 truths and 1 lie about yourself . if someone tags you & you reblog, you must guess which one of their statements is the lie >_< !!! since i have nobody to guess for , i shall go first . yayayyy

1. i am a big fan of jay foreman .

2. i understand some german .

3. i’m allergic to sea water .

tags: @silentdvotion @tenshidol @iryoukawa @illpocket @goredtears @stqrrin @pulsingmimiclocket @emartery @earth2kade & @kaetteoide seulement si tu veux ♡ (i tried to make it so you guys wouldn’t figure it out ! uwhe) /nf to all + open tags

emartery

YAY TY FOR TAGG !!!^^ i think.. 3 is the lie and you are NOT allergic to sea water !

okok for me uhh

1. im a huge yoshiki kin

2. im lactose intolerant

3. im left handed

ok . ill actually tag some people this time i think!

@damsel-understresss @evilyaoi413 @eywaschild777 @holymolyyikes @plkadawt @sicklyy-speakss @itssnothappeningg @octo-puke @cutecafekitty5 + open tags !

damsel-understresss

hmm maybe the second one?

1. i have two sisters

2. ive been published in a short story competition (i didnt win though)

3. i played baseball when i was younger

@melancholic-whimsy @kittytime27 @dazaisfavbitch @sleepymeowzidol @fayonette @toadally-gay @peckforlovingheck @prosperoisadiva @bloody------snow @obsessionrevived @abortedfaith @noorylight @wonllitz @wan-derful @itsmesuhasini @soda-fizzz-22 @vita-min-bunniii @heavens-theif @whimsyvampire16 +open tags <3

melancholic-whimsy

thank yu for the tag ^^ i think it’s the third one , or the second because of the added detail

1. i used to play tennis

2. i never used wattpad

3. my favourite kids show growing up was lego friends

@cigsanddepresso @finla2 @ihatenotreading @nuncasana @zzz-girli-nap @dazaisbaldspot @phantom-wanders @pifnii @missangels-heaven @miss---information @starrysipss @koiagain @raskoln1kovsaxe + all moots :3

finla2

thank uj for the tag, maybe the 3rd one?

im gluten free

i dyed my hair pink before

i have never broken a bone

@dazaisfavbitch @wizardingdaughterofathena @lemonsunnyhoney @mrwagster @nuncasana @alchemy-and-royalty @itsmesuhasini @bloody------snow @employeedew @empress-azrae1 @fedyas-damsel @osamudazaisreincanation +open tags <33

fedyas-damsel

i think it's the first one

i have eaten buldak ramen 2 chilli sauce packets

i have a shrine dedicated to my beloved fyo

i like doing maths

hmm @revverries404 @lily-of-knossos uhmmmm and i forgor. open tags!!!

lily-of-knossos

Yeah it's the third one, no one likes math

1. I named a plushie after an online friend

2. I can fill a whole sketchbook in one month

3. I cook pasta most of the time during my college life

@timeforfingchaos @autistickiramman @fieldsofdreamlesssolitude

fieldsofdreamlesssolitude

Thanks for the tag, @lily-of-knossos!! Hmm, I'm tempted to pick the second, since knowing from the artists in my life, filling a whole sketchbook in a month is hard ... but maybe that's your point of pride to be able to do it. So I'll go with the third!

Here are mine:

I own a gold 1967 Ford Mustang

I dyed my hair for the 1st time in Jayvik purple for a Pride parade

I can't swim.

Tagging @fawnitte, @viktorscuntywaist, and anyone else who wants to join in! ;)

viktorscuntywaist

uhhh 1, maybe? XD

1. i'm allergic to bananas

2. i've won 10 gold medals across the same competition

3. i can draw

tagging @privygrid and all my other lovely mutuals!

privygrid

im gonna saayyyyy.... three ONLY because its the shortest one lmao

Okay lets see

1. I once had to go to school at 11pm

2. One of my friends in elementary school told me that she'd kill me if i didnt give her my money

3. I dont like watching movies

tags under the cut

chocymilknotmilo

i think 3 probably

I can’t swim

im afraid of dogs

I have looked young for my age since forever (I’m 163 cm)

the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager

Not sure butt , feels like 2 🤔

1. I was kidnapped when I was 3

2. I am shit at maths

3. I love swimming

@aash-the-fucking-question-mark @its-me-kassy @number1wifemisser @lasttoleavetheparty @celestialastronmy + open tags

aash-the-fucking-question-mark

Ah fuck... this is kinda hard... i think 2 tho?

1. I have names for all my scars (clumsy af)

2. I got launched into the sky (willingly)

3. I have a stash of salt and sugar packets in my room

@marauding-almond @callmegayandgrunge2 @snoopyinrainbows @ijustwantedtoscroll @kiraandhervibes + open tagsss

kiraandhervibes

hmmm these are all so specific.... 3 perhaps??

mine:

My favourite subject is physics

I had a cat named Starlight when I was 7

I have a spider named Marie

@yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @marauding-almond @not-a-gay-fangodess + open :)

yourlocalchronicdaydreamer

I’m going to say 2

Ok I’m always so bad at coming up with these

1. I used to have pet stick insects

2. I memorised 140 digits of pi when I was 11 and I still remember most of it

3. My family is obsessed with soccer and I consequently know way too much about it

Um tags @professor-geen-berries @ravenwordsx @imnotafraidtodisappear @the-aricher @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @fictionalsimp09 I feel like I always tag the same ppl, so if you’re sick of me tagging you, just lmk lol

fictionalsimp09

is it 2?

my dad was almost convicted of manslaughter

i have never met either of my biological grandads

i can play the guitar

npt @mushroom-enby @spitefulwizard @cbartonscoffee @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @ravenwordsx @poladroid + anyone else

mushroom-enby

well idk, shit,, im guessing 2

i'm scared of heights

my brother is allergic to chickpeas

i broke both my arms in 2015

npt @advocateforgenderfuckery @ezkel @loonyloopylupin96 @cherrylusstuff +open tags

fictionalsimp09

guess again lol.

was it 2015 when you broke your arms? you were 10, so it was, wasn't it? that means the first one is the lie?

mushroom-enby

well ik you did guitar lessons when u were a kid so the first. But uh i could totally see your dad having the randomest lore ngl lmao

yup you gay

fictionalsimp09

well, i only had the one lesson before i quit, so still don't actually know how to play lol. but yayy, i got it right lol

mushroom-enby

im never playing at anything anymore

fictionalsimp09

to be fair, i don't think i've told you any of that, and i guess it was pretty hard lol

mushroom-enby

you did get it right though<3 u get kisses

fictionalsimp09

yayy <3

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nerdymessr

Sirius who loves kids but is terrified of te idea of himself parenting so says he doesn't like kids even though everyone can tell his lying cause he goes full mum mode as soon as he's given a child

sacred-portal

wowza8

Mary with her fruity cocktails and espresso martinis (and bloody marys duh), Marlene who does like 3 shots and gets wasted, then there’s Lily fucking Evans who can put away pints like it’s what she was born for.

traceamountsoftimetravel

Concept: Thomas & Friends, but dubbed over by the Top Gear guys

meanbuddhist

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

jennelikejennay

turn your attention to The Character

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schnuspi

Kevin Day and Allison Reynolds spotted front row at Milan Fashion Week

thank you @onyxxorion for putting this idea in my head

schnuspi

yellow-cat

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

codes-and-stuffs

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

tadhannahj

X2: X-Men United (2003)

Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)

After 21 years, someone finally takes him home.

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This is a picture from the Curiosity Rover on Mars showing Earth from the Perspective of Mars. You are literally looking at your home from the Perspective of another planet. Epic times indeed