Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

NO

WELP

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

its fast fashion to YOU. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration.

in the words of my sister: they don’t tell you that when you buy a pair of athletic shorts from tj maxx in middle school that you will wear them until you are thirty

I really wish I could hear what goes on in the mind of a straight man with a fat ass standing in the mirror bc I’m sure they’ve noticed right... so like do they just move on? I wouldn’t know what to do with myself

@mschnoes34 care to tell since you have an ass that won’t quit?

vladimir putin has a lot of nerve for someone who looks like max the rabbit from max and ruby

Absolutely cackling

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

I assumed this was going to go in the direction of a serious diatribe on abuse, so the reaction image took me OUT

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

The accuracy of this post tho.