Anything that comes to mind

oh my GOD

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

Convergent evolution.

Linguistic crab

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

dude

Yet another braindad oxygen fucking cockroach given a job in return for being a good little slave for the braindead monkey currently squatting in the White House with that filthy nauseating litter that the cunt calls a family

I’m mostly wondering how the wizard dealt with the local HOA before the kid bullied them out of the tower. Yes, the tower predates any and all development around it and is no doubt exempt from any association rules, but everything the internet has taught me about HOAs leads me to believe that they would still try. And turning the reps into toads would probably just ear the wizard a write-up for keeping non-approved pets.

“Technically, the land grant of everything between here and the river is subject to an easement to me, my “heirs and successors,” for, and I’m quoting the text incorporating the township, “wizardly affairs, sorcerous conduct and rituals, magical doings, and the requirements, results, effluents, and effects thereof and therefrom.” I am pleased to inform you, Brenda, that yes, my herb garden is a requirement for many of my rituals and, though you may not understand it, the flamingo – which I will remind you is the immature Phoenix – is also necessary, whether live, plastic, ceramic, or otherwise.“

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

happy 10th birthday to this post

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.