@elodieunderglass - This made me think of you.
Thank you so much for this
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@elodieunderglass - This made me think of you.
Thank you so much for this

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Damn, Rome really looks great in all four seasons
Winter
Spring
Summer
Fall
oh my GOD
Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.
love that energy

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I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"
technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin
I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business
ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK
Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated
Etymology is always doing some shit like this
Convergent evolution.
Linguistic crab
Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc
a lil tomato soup made from roast tomato, onion, garlic and bell pepper with a lil grill ches. regular marble cheddar, some farmers market truffle cheddar, and a lil pickle for the filling. bread is a sourdough pullman's loaf recipe of my own design
man it is SO funny that everyone's still cycling this post considering that the meal poisoned the shit out of me
turns out the bread i baked there had started to mold, the cheddar cheese had started to mold, and the chicken stock I used for the soup's best before date was over a year ago. I found all of this out a day or so later and I'm now still dealing with the gastroenteritis symptoms
everyone in here would have gotten poisoned if I'd brought this to the potluck, good to know
Rhizopus sp./Mucor sp. (mold)
“The president announced that he is putting his unqualified, stooge of a henchman in charge of our national intelligence apparatus, so that he can conduct an ideological purge of the intelligence community,” says Chris Hayes on Trump’s DNI pick Bill Pulte. Former CIA director John Brennan joins to discuss.
Yet another braindad oxygen fucking cockroach given a job in return for being a good little slave for the braindead monkey currently squatting in the White House with that filthy nauseating litter that the cunt calls a family

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Sitcom about a immortal (and rather antisocial) wizard who lives in a great stone tower several miles outside of the local village, except that’s only the establishing prologue.
The meat of the show takes place a thousand years later, when the village has become a modern city and urban sprawl has resulted in it expanding to entirely surround the wizard’s tower, which is now sticking out like the proverbial sore thumb in the middle of a suburban housing development.
The inciting incident of the present-day plot involves a local kid who’s read too many of Those Kind Of YA Novels persuading the wizard to take them on as an apprentice, prompting the wizard to become involved in the community after centuries of relative seclusion.
The result is a sort of reverse fish-out-of-water comedy where it’s society at large that keeps getting tripped up by the out of place character’s strange expectations. The wizard isn’t unwilling to adapt, but their default attitude of “explain to me in detail how any of this is reasonable” is something most other characters don’t really know how to respond to; this is exacerbated by the fact that the wizard’s first contact with many of the foibles of modern life is filtered through the aforementioned kid apprentice and their bizarre YA-media-driven misconceptions about what being a wizard actually entails.
via @prokopetz #the wizard shows up for the kid apprentice’s next parent teacher conference#because in their day a master had parental obligations toward their apprentice#so of course this is their responsibility#right?
Of course it is, and don’t you let anyone tell you otherwise, says the middle-aged lady who’s having a spectacular time watching the chaos
I’m mostly wondering how the wizard dealt with the local HOA before the kid bullied them out of the tower. Yes, the tower predates any and all development around it and is no doubt exempt from any association rules, but everything the internet has taught me about HOAs leads me to believe that they would still try. And turning the reps into toads would probably just ear the wizard a write-up for keeping non-approved pets.
I imagine they’d mostly have dealt with it the same way they dealt with royal tax collectors any time they didn’t feel like starting a war with the local monarchy; i.e., being exhaustingly pedantic about microscopic points of protocol until the annoying mortal gives up and goes away.
I’m not saying toads never happened, mind – I’m just saying toading’s not the only tool in the toolbox!
“Technically, the land grant of everything between here and the river is subject to an easement to me, my “heirs and successors,” for, and I’m quoting the text incorporating the township, “wizardly affairs, sorcerous conduct and rituals, magical doings, and the requirements, results, effluents, and effects thereof and therefrom.” I am pleased to inform you, Brenda, that yes, my herb garden is a requirement for many of my rituals and, though you may not understand it, the flamingo – which I will remind you is the immature Phoenix – is also necessary, whether live, plastic, ceramic, or otherwise.“
imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.
this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else
happy 10th birthday to this post
have i ever shown u people my hand sofa
my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

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i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.
Working at yellow dollar store and trying to figure out how to quit/ put in my two weeks bc the last person to quit im person rather than text or ncns was cussed out amd yelled at in front of everyone, and im scared that of i put in 2 weeks there will be divine retribution from manager.
I just want to make more than 10 an hour and have a set schedule 🙃
Why do so many managers (based off my experience) end up being such asshats.
I feel like me (and other workers who share this sentiment) shouldn't be scared to request time off or put in our two weeks. This is worse than when I worked at Out cook 50 hrs a week closing shift while raising my baby.
The amount of stress working here has caused so many seizures in a short amount of time that im getting checked to make sure my brain isnt literally FRIED.
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