weird girl coalition

you can leave the house with a bare face and suffer no consequences btw. if you're a woman you do not have to wear any makeup

places and events i've worn no makeup to: every job interview i've ever done (i'm employed), every doctor's appointment i've ever attended (i still get treated), every shift i've ever worked (nobody gives a fuck), every pub and nightclub i've ever been to (they still let you in)

Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

this take is the opposite of "vanilla" (in the sense that vanilla = normal) because only being attracted to prepubescent-esque bare pussy is freak behavior. You Have a Learned Fetish

i cannot get over how much men don’t respect our consent. not just in a sexual way, either. you tell a man to stop doing something and they’ll keep doing it just to get on your nerves, and they know this, and they do it anyway because they think making you angry is funny.

And the way so many girls and women specifically avoid asking boys and men to stop doing any behavior that annoys them or bothers them specifically because they know that’ll just make them do it more specifically to bother them, make no mistake, that’s intentional. Boys and men will do that on purpose specifically because they know it’ll prevent girls and women from speaking up and asserting their boundaries.

I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis?

#also this isn’t news but what they mean is ‘I love a girl who can stay skinny but not annoy me with diet restrictions’  #men don’t actually love ‘girls who don’t go on diets’ or ‘girls who don’t wear makeup’ or ‘low-maintenance’ girls #what they DO love is women who can stay thin and flawless without ever having to reveal the effort behind it #it’s baffling to me! #like some Orwellian bullshit #you can’t knowingly demand women look a certain way and then complain when they go on diets lmao (via @halffizzbin)

Men like this want a certain performance of femininity from the women they date, but don’t want to ever look behind the curtain, because they want to indulge the fantasy that there IS no curtain. The woman is to be an immaculate doll, all self-maintenance conducted after hours and off-screen, so that his enjoyment of her persona is never sullied by the knowledge of its assembly. In this way, her humanity is made subject to his lack of emotional object permanence: if he cannot see her internal life, then it must not logically exist, and any subsequent outbursts or other social malfunctioning on her part have therefore come from nothing and nowhere. Women, he thinks, are just crazy like that. She’s lucky she looks so good to compensate.  

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

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