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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

btw if two guys are both wearing backwards hats it means they were just making out

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

CaveMan With His 'Friend' Whos About To Invent Gay Sex: Ok. Me Have Idea... But Oog Need Keep Really Open Mind

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow