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there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

can I talk to you in the woods about something

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

if i do something wrong they kill me

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

btw if two guys are both wearing backwards hats it means they were just making out

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world