help me

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

The goth kids hold the line.

You’re welcome

idk why i burst out laughing

awww

SPN FANDOM TRADITION: ALWAYS. REBLOG. ON. TUESDAY.

DO WANT THIS TRADITION TO STAY FOREVER IN THIS FANDOM

ALWAYS.

FANDOM LAW YOU MUST ABIDE

ALWAYS.

I will always reblog this

It’s here again!!!!

EVERY. SINGLE. TUESDAY.

IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE

a professor just used the “:S” emoji in an email

me in 30 years as a tenured professor, in an email to my 8th phd supervisee: “hey how’d the conference go :3c”

when i first wrote this post, the power flickered, a sense of cold dread flooded my apartment, and i had a vision of this reply hovering above me like macbeth hallucinating a dagger. but i continued anyway

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Can I just.. Scuse me .

come on patrick lets do this

Patrick ma Negus

I’m so broke 😭help meee

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost