rook's place

Hobby: using ‘an’ before any and all words that start with vowels.

for context, OP is arguing with everyone in the comments trying to give him advice on how to cook lentils for his wife in the Trader Joe’s subreddit

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

oh my god

This picture conveys more emotion than anything currently being shown off in the National History Museum

Bruh, why are we all the same. My anxiety just shot up

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

thats…thats $100, right? 

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

i like how you just decided to give your sister 2 kg of copper and nickel.

no it was 10kg (22 lbs). a nickel weighs 5 grams. you people really are terrible at this

“…in a world full of change…” That pun is worth the $100 ostensibly spent to make the original joke!

120k notes and you’re the first to notice

Correct me if I’m wrong but 2,000 × 5 = 10,000. Then you take the 10,000 cents and then divide by 100 because there’s 100 cents in a dollar. It’s $100.

I want a word for when you’re typing but your hand is in the wrong spot, like one row above, a key to the side, whatever, and you’re typing from muscle memory and you get a complete mess cause you off by one.. I’m not gonna be impressed with technology until autocorrect can catch this shit

Keysplashing

yes

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

they..sound like cows?

Seeing a teacher outside of school is the lowest level of celebrity sighting.

crush anon to lovers (slow burn)

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

Omfg LMAOOOOO