who gave you permission to exist?

He and Legolas never had a single conversation, the only words ever spoken between them were, “and my bow”.

I need this on a blog, at long last, to look at whenever I want.

Frodo: I’m so overjoyed to see you all safe. Gimli, Aragorn, and- *discreetly looks at writing on palms*…L'orealas.

do you ever see someone in public and think “you look very… Tumblr”

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

concept: me, sailing through the milky way with many-coloured stars caught in my hair. there’s no pain up here, only laughter and peace 

i dropped my apple in the toilet

did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping

I HEARD THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY IN LIKE EIGHT YEARS HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THIS BOP

me @ all my problems

mentally crafting incredibly angry speeches that i will never say to all the people i hate is my favorite hobby

you know when youre watching a tv show and you feel like youre coming to a part that youve seen gifs of on tumblr and it gives you a rush of excitement like oh boy this is what we trained for