My life is in your hands I'll fo and I'll fie

Alright but don't tell me that Pro Hero Hitoshi Shinsou gently fingering you while calling you a 'good girl' wouldn't heal you!?

oh i dont need to do this task right now theres this really stressed girl who usually takes care of that stuff👍

that’s a fool’s errand. a jester’s chore, if you will. a real clown’s appointment

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

does anyone know if being kept in a state of constant anxiety and insecurity for 25 years is bad for you??

thank god i was so fucking weird and unpopular in high school because i just keep getting eleganter these days... i feel like i'll never peak and i love that

"Try our ai-powered-" and I've stopped reading. You've instantly lost me. I don't trust anything that labels itself ai-powered. I'd rather deal with something that's squirrel-powered. Like Norm. I trust Norm. He won't try to sell my data.

This is great especially for women in the workplace who have learned kinda self-demeaning patterns of behavior in order to not be seen as a bitch. I started communicating this way in my VERY male dominated field and people definitely started taking me at least slightly more seriously. If that makes sense

Even in my heavily female-dominated industry (and office), using this kind of phrasing sees me taken more seriously by management, HR, and clients. I also find that for things like requesting PTO or schedule flexibility, I’m more likely to get uncomplicated agreement from the company if I phrase it as a statement of intention rather than a request for permission. This also goes for asking for accommodations; “X is not going to work, I need Y and Z” is a lot more effective than “I would like Y and Z, if it’s not too much trouble.”

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me