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Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

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When's the last time you KISSED someone
in the last 24 hours
3 days ago
a week ago / little more
a month or so ago
several months ago
around a year
several years
Many years
Never
if you could feel what it was like to get shot with a gun (you pick the area) but have the pain go away after 5 seconds and have zero lasting effects, would you do it?
yes
maybe. someone else can go first though
absolutely not
absolutely not and what the fuck is wrong with the yes people
other/see results
what if the pain lasted an hour? (still no lasting effects)
still yes
maybe. someone else can go first though
absolutely not
absolutely not and how are there some still saying yes
other/see results
Yes at five seconds because I Am An Author and want to be able to describe things accurately and nothing helps that as much as personal experience. No on an hour because I'm not here for suffering.
My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email
And his professor responded with this

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.
Alex | Julie and the Phantoms → “Wake Up”
your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh
smosh + text posts
@lgbtqcreators creator challenge: text posts, comfort, free choice
when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.
to clarify. my dad used to be a cab driver in ny and he also grew up in india so he just drives like a dickhead.

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checking over the work email five times to make sure i typed 'thanks for your quick response' and not the full lyrics to closer by nine inch nails
kind regards,
i wanna fuck you like an animal i wanna feel you from the inside
I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.
Virgin Millennial Daughter with 20 hrs of screentime a day: Dad! They’re scamming you! Dad! Stop! They will take your savings and your identity! Hang up before they SWAT you!
Chad Boomer dad with a flip phone he has not recharged since 2014: Well gee I wish I could give you my bank account number after you spent all this time on the phone explaining this car deal with me but I don’t have access to my finances because I am in Rikers for felony murder.