am i trans quiz

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

my roommate and i were trying to identify two birds outside of our window and she's pulling up pictures on her phone and she says "ok so that one's a house sparrow" and shows me a picture i nod my head and then she points to the reddish one next to it outside and says "and that one's a house finch" and she shows me again and i nod and then she switches to a new tab and it's a picture of hugh laurie and she says "and this is house m.d." i'm gonna kill her

God I really cannot express how much I despise the UK government for their impending social media ban for under-16s

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

would you trust me with the death note be honest

new reblog game, tell prev whether or not you'd trust them with the death note

this post is about me 😠 you are so lucky i don't have it

I need this gif reversed

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot