On a good day, I type 80 to 85 wpm.

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

”what’s got you so happy” because 🩷 friends 🥺☺️on interner 😍☺️⭐️

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

I've changed that was four reblogs ago

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

quitting my job to become a lake monster