Tap Dancing on Landmines

It’s weird to see old internet acquaintances popping up here and there. 

My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.

Intent to kill

op you look like someone insulted you and you’re about to say “father shall hear about this”

YEP.

WikiHow?

Y'all need to look up what this dude did. He was too tired to drive on his way to a match so he let a black hitchiker drive for him, then when he got to the arena walked in with his arm around him to the boos of the crowd, which he decided to embrace and make worse by kissing the guy on the cheek. He then went whole hog into the persona hanging out in black neighborhoods, going to black bars, and getting arrested on petty charges then going to court after hiring a black lawyer paying his fine and then doing it all over again. Wrestling was not as popular and the viewing was segregated but the promoters were only selling about half capacity for the white section while the black section was sold out and people were still clamoring in to see him but they couldn’t because of segregated arenas. The owners of the arenas and the promoters eventually decided that business is business and started slowly desegregating their theatres and every time this guy showed up they were selling out all their seats, to the point where this guy and one other held the record for attendance that held until the late 80’s/early90’s.

The anti-Hulk Hogan

KING!

Absolute legend.

You know the trope where the “villain” is the hero?

I just want to tack on the portal fantasy stories where a kid goes off and becomes a hero/ruler/successful and happy person in a fantastical realm and then just fucks off back to where they came from because “life lessons?”

so at the beginning of dolittle , dr dolittle’s wife dies and a large part of the film is that he’s depressed with grief, and then he meets the dragon (who’s guarding the macguffin) who’s also depressed with grief because her husband(?) died. they sit down and talk about it and you’re like, “aha, the climax of the film is that his empathy towards animals and his particular sort of grief will let him help the dragon where everyone else has only ever tried to fight it, because movies generally have themes”. so they talk about their grief and he’s abruptly like “i diagnose you with ass blockage”, and then removes a bagpipe from the dragons ass. then the dragon is like “let me return the favor” and I’m sitting there having a panic attack thinking about what the dragon means by that. 

The one time I was really hoping it was a One Time I Dreamt post and yet

I am ready for my Doolittle/Cats double feature night when they come to DVD. Gonna make a pitcher of sangria and just just shovel the garbage cinema down my gullet.

The thing that bugs me most about Dolittle is that it's Robert Downey Jr. playing Hugh Jackman playing Dr. Dolittle.

Fallout New Vegas is a classic game. Dan Vs. the World was a criminally underrated show.

Always painful to be reminded of college.

I keep thinking about how henry cavill had to taper off water for like three days before shooting any shirtless scene in the witcher and how chris evans pretty much did the same thing playing cap, and honestly hearing that full-on broke any sense of attraction I've ever had for that kind of definition on a guy. I'd had no idea that's what it takes, and if that's what it takes then that's not a thing for me. Drink some fucking water, jesus christ

Dehydration is common among body builders and others looking to showcase a high degree of muscle definition. If you want a healthier muscle, look to strong men competition.

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

You labled everyone at Disney a furry

So i did an Over The Garden Wall & Spirited Away crossover, which jackthevulture inspired me to do. 

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This is something that resonates so deeply within me. For years I didn’t accept or understand that I was depressed because I didn’t believe there was justification behind it.