Homosexual Underground

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

When the soap dribbles a little extra impotently on to the sink after you pump its load into your hand

when the soap pump is so pent up it completely misses your hand and just blows it all over your shirt

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control