sleepy and gay

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

self harm but its just looking at cozy houses online you could never afford

Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldn’t have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?

My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

they got married btw

really enjoying calling chatgpt a 'magic 8ball' because while far from a perfect analogy i feel like it is a very good deflationary weapon against both hype and antihype that helps bring things into perspective by detaching the actual thign from the cultural object it's attached to. "this magic 8ball is going to become sentient" i dont think thats true. "if you talk to a magic 8ball it will kill your soul" that one doesnt sound true also to be honest

Smoking on that we'd

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP