no angel, but i can learn

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

have stretch marks on one boob... huh

Thats your evil boob

common misconception! in fact it's the boob without stretch marks thats the evil boob

learning many things today

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

The ending of Pokopia is as sweet as it is funny, because I think if I was tragically separated from my pet and years later got a postcard that had a picture of it and a bunch of other animals rebuilding a Wal-Mart, I'd be as touched as I was completely and utterly bewildered.

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again