hyperobsessions go yeehaw

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

browsing isle in the silver sea reviews and every single critique is "the setting was confusing I couldn't tell what time period it was supposed to be :/"

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

Jet: He’s a firebender!

He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him