Fun-o-rama

I could fix Sarah C****** from TikTok. I really could.

Idk if this is major news outside of Massachusetts but a 70 year old man got into an argument with a 21 year old with crutches at a lake, slapped him, and then immediately dragged him into the water to try and drown him. It is WILD.

We taught Tofu when he was really little that it hurts when he bites us so now when he plays with us he will go to bite and either a) put his mouth on us but not bite down or b) lick us instead

Pet peeve of mine is when someone talks about a theory about a historical figure as if it is a fact. “Hans Christian Anderson wrote The Little Mermaid about a man” we actually have no idea if that is true and I don’t think it’s fair to him to claim that.

I have no desire to ever eat meat or seafood again but there are a few things I never tried that I wish I had. Fried chicken. Fish and chips. Lobster. That’s pretty much it but I do wonder what those things taste like.

Btw I am actively ignoring the fact that Anthony Head died because I am simply not in a space to deal with that. I will process that at a later time.

So I found out that at some point in the last few months, my grandmothers ex-boyfriend (one that she never married, but maintained a close friendship with) also died. And like. The rational side of me—which is most of me—is sure he died of natural causes. But you’ve got to admit that three deaths within a few months is a little bit suspicious.

It’s obviously not a surprise to me that state police are racist and abusive to women but the texts that just came out are truly so vile… like I know people have these thoughts and feelings but somehow the actual words always shock me when it is said/written down.

Fuuuuuck I’ve been finding books for a bunch of my kids on thriftbooks and was going to order with expedited shipping didn’t think about the fact that because the books are coming from all different places shipping would be like $170. Which I can’t do.

About to watch HSM2 which means that a) it’s once again time to get way too invested in Chad and Ryan and b) it’s summertime (it’s our vacation)