on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

Theirs a horse in the pingles

Moved to tears by the size of the lass

*slaps back of pidge* this good bird can fit so much cooing in it

Put sound on the cooing is delightful and the SPAP sound of thumping this giant bird is incredible.

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it