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Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance

Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight

Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil's biggest YouTubers

His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children's YouTuber

Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul

Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they're from Rio

Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can't make it stop

My support group, healthy diet, and medication will be portrayed by Keith Lee

And now, without any further ado, the demonstration.

And my wife saying that she is proud of me will performed by Lord Tensai

Ok? Here we go

Today, an imaginary argument that is going to stress me out will be played by Shelton Benjamin

And the various methods I can use to remind myself that fake arguments don't get to dominate my thinking or effect my mood will be played by the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels

Ready? Here we go

What a wild world we're living in...

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GONCHAROV (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“It funny because for many years people thought Goncharov was the main antagonist of the film, after all, he’s the one everyone’s out to get, right? But it seems people are starting to understand that in actual fact, it is time that is the main adversary in this story. There’s never enough of it and that torments a lot of characters, especially Goncharov, because he’s fighting so desperately to find his place in a world that is so keen on keeping him ostracized.”

in honor of Kacey Musgraves being my #1 artist on Spotify Wrapped this year, let me tell you all about how I came to be a Kacey fan in the first place!

@reallyndacarter and her daughter Jessica were fans, and they wanted to do something funny with the song "Wonder Woman." So we made a video, and then this happened.