caught between a dream and a movie scene

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

oh you want to “measure hand sizes”? you gay bitch?

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

quinntanas: I keep it real and I’m hilarious.

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

I am in love.

you can literally see which way the Earth rotates

Fucking love the sky and space. It’s so beautiful.

reblog to raid the sun at midnight while its sleeping and distracted to steal its heat for the winter

The sun is an object… It doesn’t sleep…

excuse me. i have a quadruple phd in orb study and what you have is disrespect, i know what im talking about 

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

“To understand this fic you’ll need to refer to page 15, side A of my Extensive headcanon timeline of the entire history of this character and everyone he ever met, the contents of which are helpfully provided absolutely nowhere.”

“behold as I construct the precarious scaffolding of this story from discarded tumblr shitposts, my id, a dream I had once, poorly concealed psychological projection, the abstract concept of the way it feels to look out at the sea, and a bunch of dumb jokes I couldn’t stop cackling to myself about. oh, but it’s fanfiction.“

Fred: Don’t talk to me or my 25 gang kids ever again.