i will paint her.

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

hey im gonna propose to my gf this year :)

approved the CAD for her engagement ring today eeeeee

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

shout out to bagels. a well timed bagel has changed my life at least 3 times

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!