at five feet per year

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

PAINTING

PAINTING

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit