Phunky Phresh

the work is mysterious and important

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

hitting the green tea really hard then immediately opening the Wii forecast channel

having 20k followers on an actual social media platform typically translates to some level of minor sponsorship/additional resources/monetization but having 20k on tumblr is literally just being the driving crooner. there's people that wanna kill me, james

If I say “aww look at the birds” n you say “they’re just sparrows” I’m killing you. Find beauty in nature or else.