i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do

Plant not gay

Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour. 

Remember, hand sanitizer removes sharpie, and good hearted people remove hate

Aren’t allowed to show your wrists :/

Slut

your girl out here dressed like this and your neighbor jebediah gets a look at her ankles, wygd?

just saw a drug ad that included the disclaimer “may cause bone loss” and I’m fuckin cackling. not “bone density loss” just whole ass “bone loss”, like some incompetent dipshit wizard tried to heal your broken arm but doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. y'all want some bone destroying juice

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

my pronouns are now (s)t(he)y t(h(im)er)m and my gender is entirely up to reader interpretation

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

That’s fucking brilliant.

where is the big caesar’s

under the toga

worst possible answer to this thank you so much

caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends

AN ICON

Put it in a box….

my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock

Cheesy on my peeny and sauce on my balls