chardonnay, clarence?

we really went from "women and girls can do anything" to im just a girl i only do girl math im a passenger princess i dont drive i dont eat i just do haha girl dinner im so sillyyyy i wear makeup bc i want to i also try and define all women into categories that are marketable omg what if we were just girls and we were so useless and helpless

like maybe you're not useless or just a girl, maybe you're. just 16 and haven't had to do a lot of things yet. maybe there's that.

what’s the matter dean. you don’t think you deserve to be dicked down

historically speaking the best thing to ever happen on this earth is castiel springing out of eric kripkes skull fully formed like athena intent on serving cunt and being gay and saving the world with his big gay feelings for dean winchester, who was born more the traditinoal way out of eric kripkes penis. i forgot what i was going to say

they ask me what it’s like to log on in 2024 and i say it feels a lot like 2023

"i've been there" girl she hasnt even been there. no one else in the whole world has ever been there. you foot in mouth diseased a bisexuality announcement to an entire convention centre in new jersey

i don't really think misha collins situation is the same as tswift and shawn mendes though

taylor swift and shawn mendes are people who had to say they're straight because other people said they're gay, misha collins is a guy who had to say he's straight because HE said he was gay

*me on a date* "HAHAHAha well NO it's actually widely recognized as one of the worst television shows of all time"

one day. misha collins' nda will expire. and it'll be the funniest day of our lives

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.