Sweet Memes Are Made of These

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

im so tired of dealing with everything involved in being alive

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks