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vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

vitariesocks

2 pics. no caption

#your mom is right

pangur-and-grim

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

pangur-and-grim

that's insane. we need to change this

#project hail mary

redead-red

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

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anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

uovoc

Shenanigans

#HEEHEE #YES i like this #shenaniganssss #project hail mary

kwinter123

sun

#!!!#🥺#project hail mary

digitalmyyth

you should draw something related to grace and stratt being weird and really always attached at the hip

their relationship is special to me

she needed. a chair

#yes #project hail mary

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cosmichorrorbarbie

you too can break through the wrought iron gate with a whimsical trip to home depot and some skittles

#project hail mary #where's that 'my cat isn't deaf she's just sick of my shit' video when you need it

cosmichorrorbarbie

everyone be niceys to him or she’ll blow this whole antarctica up

#project hail mary

trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

fruityfinch

This one is my favourite. It’s subtle. It’s contemplative. This cat has so much to consider

trashyshrew

#project hail mary

galaxacious

You ever think that in the middle of an argument, Grace once reminded Rocky that from a physics point of view, gas is considered a fluid, so whenever he cycles ammonia through his vents, Rocky is technically leaking fluids everywhere, and how close do you think Rocky was to threatening to kill them both

#project hail mary

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riverlarking

from “the worst journey in the world” (1922) by apsley cherry-garrard

stainedinink-deactivated2026041

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

#can the rock be kind of bossy and silly also

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