I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

this is so relevant to my interests 

I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post

Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They haven’t found signs of its extinction

scientists: “we haven’t seen a megalodon in quite some time now, let’s just hope it’s exstinct”

This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals

Who else wants to stick a saddle on the beetle and ride it across the land?

Yo, I wonder if there were like a handful of these things left like 1,000 years ago when people were writing about sea monsters and dragons and shit because I can definitely see where they would have gotten that idea.

I don’t get the last one e.e

If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason

^^^^^ 

me and the girls

This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.

I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.

I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes

this is much worse in 2020

this is one of the cutest most fucking delightful things i’ve ever seen.

like this post if that you worked at Starbucks and Jared Leto came in for a coffee you’d act like you’d have no idea who he is because you think that it would really annoy him and that when you ask for his name to write on the cup he’d be like “it’s Jared Leto” and then you’d be like “I only need your first name” and then you write Jacob on the cup.

*exfoliates and puts face mask on after a long day of being evil*