hey old sport u look fresh

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

harsh words from one of the muppet babies

@cloudbatcave

@immortui-avis

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

Oh my god I hear these sometimes, they’re native to south africa, botswana and namibia